Elon Cancels Henderson NCAA Tournament

Revokes Betty White’s Lifetime Achievement Award

(Laramie, WY) –Elon Musk, appointed by President Donald Trump to head up the Department of Government Efficiency, wasted no time wading into the operations of the premiere NCAA bracketology event in the nation: the Henderson NCAA Tournament.

“We’re done here. It’s done. No more,” Musk said as he exited the Tournament’s palatial worldwide headquarters located just outside of Laramie, Wyoming.

Musk issued a blistering assessment of Tournament operations, stating that nepotism was rampant and “simply unchecked”

while asserting that Tournament employee pension funds have been pilfered for Tournament executives’ personal gain. “They think they’re Oprah in there,” said Musk.

While not denying the accusations – “the pilfering estimates may be moderately overstated,” said Tournament President Matt Henderson – senior officials pushed back on the claims of Musk and his ability to shut down the Tournament.

“We answer to no one. Certainly not Elon Musk. All of our operations are open and transparent,” said a spokesperson who requested anonymity. He dismissed some of the corruption findings of Mr. Musk, referring to him as “nothing more than a carpetbagging purveyor of cheap perfume.”

“Tremendous waste…tremendous corruption,” said President Trump when asked about the Henderson NCAA Tournament at an unrelated press event. Efforts to elicit further comments were unsuccessful.

Henderson Tournament Officials announced their intent to appeal Musk’s action to a district judge somewhere in Hawaii, who is widely expected to overturn Musk’s order while ignoring clear legal precedent and overstepping the court’s authority.

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